Monday, May 4, 2009
Disclaimer : This Post may kill off some of your brain cells due to the excessive amount of 1337 this contains. BJF are advised against doing so, for doing so might reduce your remaining brain cells to negative 1023801293012.
Hai people.
Once again i'm back to gift you with a randomized post of crap, shat and BJF that'll piss you off to no end.
Addressing the First Worldly Crisis, The Nerd Dog /heh
That nerd's Gone to Audi with HX. Hais him to abadon his master ;(
I told him ; FUCK THE AUDI, I HAS SONGS. Yet that nerd still went to Audi. I swear he likes HX /heh
Speaking Of Songs, any nerds out there has nice songs ? Me needs more songs to fuel my crazy saddist jump in and suicide dota missions.
Now For the Second Worldly Issue, which is shat IMO, but as god, i has to be hero /heh
So, the examinations has came again, time For the BJF to abandon his crazy mind of prawn, ducks and pigs to study. But then, a single glimpse at himself while bathing causes him to snap out of his nerd trance and become a BJF again.
So he wants Hax to be 1337 now, so i have came, to provide hax for him.
Let's look at the English Idiom, A Picture Speaks a Thousand Words.
Using Maths, we arrive at the Equation ; Picture = 1000 words.
Now Let's apply it to the exam papers.
English : Draw a stickman on every sheet of paper, on the cover pages for paper 1 and 2, respectively write down, Picture = 1000 words, 1000 words is more then enough then Picture = 1000 words, with 1000 words on each page, what more could you ask for?
Maths : Write there, FUCK THE MATHS, I HAS CALCULATOR HAX AND MY MONEY's UNCOUNTABLE
Science: Draw a Picture on Every Page, and write On the Cover Page : Rearrange 1000 words into an order which will score me full marks for every single question, note that the words do not have to be in order from A - Z.
Home Econ : FUX THE SUBJECT, I HAS MONEY AND MAIDS.
History : Draw a Picture For Every Question, then write on the Cover Page : Rearrange the words to form up an accurate description of the Question. Or the Alternative Method : FUX HISTORY, I HAS FUTURE.
Geography : Write a Report About How they have been wasting paper and Natural Resources to print this fuck shit and why have they contradicted themselves.
Art : Draw A Stickman, preferably along with a portrait of BJF doing his job.
Chinese : Write there, my mother does not have a tongue, WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEE :(
IT : Send the Teacher a Clip Of Zhu Doing His Job Through the Internet with the faces censored and tell him it was your work.
Music : Write I HAS MONEY BUY SONGZ, AND I HAS TEH INTERWEBZ TO DOWNLOAD, NO NEED SING MYSELF
1337 Hax Right ? Sure Pass Exams with this hax huan ! /heh
kk end of the world, All the Students are nubz for not discovering this hax, the World Are QQ now.
-Pala/MIYA
Everything starts with black and white;
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