Sunday, July 12, 2009
Hai nerds, we're all here today to crown the new emolord.
The era of the BJF are over. Now the EMO-BJF dominates the self pwnt pictures.
You see, one fine morning, the BJF was doing his job as usual.
Then, the ex emolord came along, and requested a BJ service from the BJF.
The BJF, being the hornneh nerd he was, gladly gave some enjoyment.
But, IT WAS A TRAP !
The BJF extracted all the emo-ness from the lord, and now....
OH WAI-! HIS EVOLVING !
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Congratulations, your BJF has become a EMO- BJF !
Ok, to hell with the Pokemon referrence.
This was what happened.
The BJF's business went bankrupt due to the economy crisis.
You see, even the imba Blow King has problems with his company shares, so i heard he burnt his mouth, along with his Buck teeth when Bill Gates realised how much his shares declined, and kicked up a fuss while the BJF's mouse was still in his ****. ( Censored for the young nerd, yes you ! viewing this , Go figure )
The BJF, was out of business, so he went to have some beer in a pub, and got his ass handed to him by a 1337 who happened to past by.
Reviving with 1 HP, he got his ass kicked again when the treants decided to surround him and gangrape him.
Now, his virginity lost, and his mind corrupted with the memories of oversized treemans raping him, he was on his way to Jigoku.
But, Jigoku Shoujo ( Hell Girl , Go Figure who she is) , decided to make him the new emo slitter, and imparted on him, the art of how to slit his wrist all the way till his younger brother.
Zhu, feeling high, slitted himself all over, and thus got his end.
But seriously, Zhu the nerd is emo lord now.
He can Emo when he dies in Dota,
He can emo when his mousehunt phails, which is retarded IMO, since mousehunt is such a random game, which is dominated by nerd botters and campers.
He can even emo when he accidentally reveals his true personia, Dog, to others !
So, whenever he emos, he demonstrates what he learnt in his Past life, the emo slitting dog of Jigoku, and whines about how we're going to get gangraped like he did last time.
Admit it, you got addicted to the 1337 Quality and Pwning of My Posts.
2 more to another one by Dan :O
And HX, no offence ok, i did that to suan BJF, not chiu.
-Pala the Imba
Everything starts with black and white;
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