Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Once again, hai fellow nerds.
This shall be the last WOT post until i make use of the selfpwnt images i took of HX and BJF.

So, the promised story :
There was this nerd, who dreamt of being 1337.
He heard that Mudkipz were 1337, since everyone liekz em, and so he went to challenge the 1337 Mudkip of i hurd chiu liek moi.
He got Mud Slapped in the ass, and made a name for himself, "Mudkip's Dog".
So, everyday, he fed Mudkip as many times as he could, so he wouldn't have to be dog yo.
The contract stated, Mudkip shall be his master till eternity's end, when Mudkip dies.
However, the nerd thought that if he fed Mudkip daily, he would evolve to a Marshstomp and that'll end the contract.
But, the mudkip never evolved.
And so, the nerd became known as Quan and served Mudkipz till the day the BJF came.


After like 3192 years, after the chronicles of the BJF the first, the Dog the first and the Hellgirl the first, we had to has some new doggy to roll his ass.
That was when the BJF got bored of BJF-ing HX, since he never got to do anything anyway.
He was swimming walking along his usual route, since i can't think of any nerdy place that would allow BJFs in at all, and met the doggy Quan, whining as usual.

The BJF was like " ZOMG THERE's A NERD ON THE SAME LEVEL AS ME !!!1111ELEVEN!!!111 Haxx0r !!!! " and attempted to BJF Quan's nerd powers into himself.

However, the BJF, being a nerd himself, accidentally gave Quan his BJF powers, since he has a lousy capacity and can only store one kind of power.

Quan was awakened into BJF #Dog, and went to try out his supa BJF powers on Mudkipz.
Mudkipz got pwnt, and BJF#Dog took his pokeball, and accidentally got stuck.

The Nerd Zhu found the BJF#Dog, demanded his BJF powers back, and they did a fusion after like 32 hours of BJFing each other.

Now, they are the BJF#Emo+Dog+Whiner+sissy+Pregnant Woman+Faggot+Nerd
Yet HX the saddist is still saddist-fied by that kinda monstrosity daily.

So sad for em all eh ?
Glad to know those nerds now have another new companion in the form of Led teh Flirt.


Next Post are self pwnt Pictures followed by Fall Anime Preview !
And Nerdy dan beat me to it, even though i was the one who told him the list was out :/

Disclaimer

1. Miya Is God
2. Dan Is Nerd
3. BJF get pwnt here.
4. Too 1337 for you to understand
5. Life is meaningless, FML

Teh 1337

We ish Pala/Miya & Dan.
We ish 14 this year.

Pala's Likes

[♥] Coke
[♥] Dota
[♥] Ecchi Manga/Anime
[♥] Pwning BJFs
[♥] Slacking
[♥] J-Songs
[♥] Forum Whore
[♥] Procasination

Dan's Likes

[♥] Blasting J-POP
[♥] Slacking
[♥] Archieve haxx0ring
[♥] Romance anime!
[♥] Romance manga!
[♥] Theory-smashing Ray
[♥] Pwning BJF
[♥] DotA

Pala's Hates

[X] BJF/DOGs
[X] Gay English Songs
[X] Nerds
[X] Homework
[X] Battlefury Heros
[X] 6AM
[X] Water
[X] RPG
[X] Mapletards
[X] Retards
[X] FaceBook

Dan's Hates

[X] Botherless noob fags
[X] Noobshits who can't even read a wiki :/
[X] Idiots who can barely understand 1337 language.
[X] CHINESE.
[X] Mapletards
[X] School / 6AM

CHAT

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Freedom

HuiXian/HellGirl
Jia An
--CANDYx3
--BakaSanZei

Blood Stains

May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
April 2009
May 2009
July 2009
August 2009

❤Credits

Miya/Pala
Since i r thick skin
Okay, Dan also.

❤Song