Saturday, August 15, 2009
Hello nerds, turds and BJF's butler.Due to some rearrangements of my Photobucket account, all of the picture links are broken, pewpew'ed or fucked, whichever you prefer, i recommend pewpew'ed for teh lulz.
And, due to another darn problem, Blogger's not acceptting my html code one bit, and is giving me errors, which leaves me no choice, but to be lazy, and not even care about the broken links.
And, i've piled up my posts, and now owe you guys 3 posts, since i slacked the entire week.
Out of the 3 posts, 1 of them will be about the BJF's story, which dan imposed on me in his last post, another will be about my version of Fall Anime, while the last would just be some updates, and junk, which you're currently reading.
Sure, i'm typing like i'm trying to waste space, but i'm not, since i've got pictures to post to suan Zhu, and to signify the defeat of HX.
However, i shall be a faggot, ignore everything, and save em for next time, since i'm that wicked, and have more methods of getting you to read this shit, which i'm currently typing, and to keep you glued.
I'm expecting Zhu to Ctrl+F and type in prawn, since he's that leetarded, and thinks i'm going to post prawn to keep him there.
So, he has a new gay lover named mircowave, who's been fucking up the Chatango, with his sorry excuse of an excuse, paradox yea, and claims he's been BJF-ing Zhu in front of his ex gaymate everyday, so Zhu will get beaten up, and he can prove his worth as a
Also, to please you fellow nerds, who are desperate for more BJF pwnage, i shall be kind, and grant you all access to the PhotoBucket Complilation OF BJF / HX / QUAN / DOG / DAN pwnage album.
Are you still reading ? Since the nicer part is approaching, the filler post of "I-WANT-TO-FORCE-DAN-TO-POST" is coming to an end, and Anime Review's up next
To save time, i shall post the Anime Review directly after this :
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Fall Anime :
From first glance, most of the animes are Pala's taste <3.
But some are traps desu.
Trapeze - Not worth IMO, gay chemists and their nerdy potions are Dan's kinda stuff, i watch Anime only for the lulz.
1/5
Armed Librarians : Book Of Bantorra - Will be exciting, action + some romance to remove the crazy " i has to fight " mood.
4/5
Darker than Black Season 2 : Continuation of the first Anime, though not as attractive as 11 eyes.
3/5
A certain Scientific Railgun : Looks nerdy, and i've identified tsundere # 1 already, gonna be funny IMO.
3/5
Letter Bee : Go home and sleep anime
1/5
Romance of the Three Kingdoms : Only nerds watch this kinda stuff, who cares about that "historic" portray, when there's Koihime Musou, a portration infinite times better.
0/5
The Scared BlackSmith : Another harem which will be cool to watch, while the holidays begin :D
3/5
Fairy Tail : Your typical Shounen Anime, we haz Soul Reapers, ninjas, pirates, gangstas, mages, and now we get another mage.
However, this mage ain't goody two shoes like Negi is, even though he ain't nowhere near Badass level as well.
3/5
Kobato : Romance anime, Dan's taste, but i don't mind picking it up.
3/5
Kimi no todoke : Another Romance Anime, similar to ToraDora IMO, though this time it's "feared" against idol.
3/5
Sasameki Koto : GOTTA....RESIST...OH SHI- , YURI ARE 1337 , THIS ARE MUST WATCH !
5/5
Winter Sonata : So much for being the "Romance" anime of the year. Delayed over and over again, and i ain't interested in some copy of a lousy drama.
0/5
Nyan Koi : Funny name, Cat Love ? But it's a harem + Ecchi anime, which is always welcome.
3/5
Natsu No Arashi : Continuation of the previous anime, boring IMO.
1/5
White Album 2 : I wouldn't watch it if i were you, the ending will be disapointing.
3/5
11 eyes : 1337 of the 1337, best fall anime IMO. Try out the Visual Novel, and you shall know why.
10/5, since i'm such a fag.
Inuyasha : Lulzy nerd Anime, just read the manga.
3/5
Asura Cryin 2 : Nice watch, and i r liek takatsuki, go figure /heh
4/5
Kampfer : Gender Bender + Ecchi + Action, all in one anime, a must watch as well.
5/5
Heaven's Lost Property : Another ecchi anime, Fall's just that plentiful /heh
4/5
Seitokai no Ichizon : ANOTHER ECCHI <3 Loving Fall
4/5
Queen's Blade : Easily one of the best animes this year, for boys at least.
5/5
Shin Koihime Musou : Admit it, the last season wasn't enough, you gotta have more /heh
5/5
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu : School Life, HX hates it, but i doesn't mind.
3/5
Hais, here are the ranking power level.
0/5 : Fail, if you actually like it, kill yourself
1/5 : Not my type, but some might find it appealing.
2/5 : Not up to standard, but still passable.
3/5 : Average, watching is fine.
4/5 : Watching is advised
5/5 : A Must Watch.
10/5 : 11 EYES ARE 1337 AND YOU MUST WATCH, AND PLAY THE NOVEL, AND BECOME A DIE HARD FAN.
No Offence to those who actually like the anime i rated 0-2.
And, the last row is too gay to be commented on, go figure.
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Finally, you've endured the nerdy Anime preview, you've endured my filler wall of text, and now, you shall receive the BJF's tale, extended, from the one i've already said, though it may differ, since i'm really typing from what i have in mind, and do not plan to compile them together, but however, each will be a one shot of somesort.
So, the BJF was once Mudkipz's Dog.
He was once the EMONERDWTFBBQRETARD-MYIQIS-6-ILOVEBARBIE- BJF.
He has magic powers of BJFing HX, which is a wonder of the world, since nobody but him, could BJF something which is not even there.
He is permanently suffering from PMS, since he goes "YOU ARE SCOLDING ME, I ARE TRYING TO STOP ARGUMENT", whenever i comment on what he's doing.
He has aids, since he must have it after doing so many
He is a nerd who claims to possess magic powers which allow him to BJF even in class without getting caught.
He has a
So, one day, after doing his BJF for the 900_th time[ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND], he was finally getting sick of BJF-ing nerds, and wanted to BJF quan once more, but that dog was dead, after breaking his leg while BJF-ing Zhu and Crossing the road, and got banged by a BJF, since i can't think of any shit that would bang a BJF.
He was like, i r emo, and wanted to share his feelings with the rest of the world, but yea, nobody fucken cares.
He walked and walked,
So he walked and walked again, because i have nothing else to say, and he walked and walked.
He walked and walked, and walked and walked, and he accidentally tripped over a BJF and died. Nothing would even go near a BJF except for another BJF.
He arrived in Jigoku, and met this short, emo girl, who was slicing up his dead Gay smex mate's body and licking it all over.
The BJF had an inspirational brainwave desu, he was inspired to create a new page in the BJF history, by conquering death, so BJF won't get killed by AIDS, like they currently do.
He lied, end of story.
K i was joking, he lied to Jigoku Shoujo, told her he was the world's craziest saddist, and he can saddist-fy anyone, and since HX was blur, she didn't notice the pun, and the lie.
Zhu didn't do anything, since HX was self saddist-fied, she merely ahem'ed and eye rolled the BJF, while he tried to do his job, but can he BJF something that doesn't exist ?
The saddist-fied HX believed Zhu to be the nerd of her dreams, and signed a contract with BJF, to saddist-fy her by offering his smex mates every other sunday night, since Zhu's business is getting less due to the economy crisis.
Thus, the nerdy days began.
ddd.
I settled 3 posts in a row ? Yea, so now, I AM FREE, FREE TO GO SLEEP, AND FUCK EVERYTHING UP.
Seriously, this week has been hectic.
I've went to temesek Poly twice, and it wasted my bloody darn time.
The fucking physics, D&T, Maths, English, Chinese and Chemistry ain't helping either.
And, i've got to update 4 blogs.
BLOG A : At least once a week
BLOG B : WHENEVER there's NEW STUFF
BLOG C : When i feel like fucking my friends up
Xiiaosilent.blogspot.com : Whenever i feel like it, but i like to think i've been updating 3 times a week to force dan to post.
F.M.L , seriously, i want the darn holidays to come, NOW.
And, as a reward for enduring till here, i shall grant your wish, by providing the Collection of BJF pwnt pictures, tag if you want the .rar upload.
Self PWNT PICTURES OF ZHU , HX & QUAN + DAN
kkthxbai, ima hit the sack.
@Dan : Post tmr, since i combined 3 posts into one epic win post.
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